No Crack for Flint, MI

In one of the the strangest guidelines I’ve ever come across…the hometown of renegade filmmaker, Michael Moore, has issued strict rules about what you can wear and the fines for male ass crack exposure.

According to Daily Voice:

On June 27, the chief issued a departmental memorandum telling officers: “This immoral self expression goes beyond freedom of expression.”

The crime…punishable by 93 days to a year in jail and/or fines up to $500.

Now, this is where it gets scary and potentially illegal:

All jokes aside, the major problem with Flint’s new fashion police is their broad mandate. The chief says wearing pants below the waist gives officers “probable cause to search saggers for other crimes, such as weapon and drug possession” and that means officers will have license to frisk and search almost anyone whose outfit is considered offensive.

I hope the ACLU has this on their radar.

The best part is that the Police Chief is named David Dicks…so you could say (wait for it)….Dicks is looking for ass cracks….LOL…though Rod 2.0 has a great title to their post “Flint, MI Police Chief ‘Dicks’ With Young Men in Sagging Pants.” (btw, link is NSFW)

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