From a WashPost’s News Alert email:
The biggest mystery of the Obama White House’s first 100 days has been revealed: The first puppy — the one that the Washington press corps has been yelping about for months — is a 6-month-old Portuguese water dog given to Malia and Sasha as a gift by Sen. Edward M. Kennedy. The little guy’s name? Bo.
Praise Yahweh! Oh wait….who cares. Give me a real news alert, this shit sucks.