Hrag Vartanian

From the New York Daily News:

Cops ordered a New Jersey family to cover up their saucy snowlady after receiving a complaint that the frosty front yard figure was X-rated.

While neighboring snowmen were allowed to flaunt their nudity with coal-eyed jauntiness, Elisa Gonzalez and her kids heeded the warning from the fashion police.

They dressed their controversial snowlady in a green bikini top and hip-hiding blue sarong.

“I thought she looked more objectified and sexualized after you put the bikini on,” Gonzalez, 44, of Rahway told the Newark Star-Ledger.

My favorite line:

“Are you going to go to the Met and cover up all the statues?” Conneran wondered.

Ummm…maybe that’s why the Met isn’t in Rahway, New Jersey. Here’s the original article in the Newark Star-Ledger, which has many more photos.

{Hat tip Talia J.}